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We're basically Harry and Sally at this point. My friends tease me about them, but I just like hanging out. I wouldn't care if they started dating someone else. Why would I get jealous? They can do whatever they want. Like, if I did want to bone them. Wait, now it's like we're in a Nicki Minaj video. We're all flirty and sexy. Wait, are they flirty? Sometimes I think about them drunk hook up awkward the shower. As a friend though. As a shower friend. Maybe it's the vodka or maybe it's gook fact that I haven't had sex in months or maybe it's the fact that sometimes when we watch a movie together we cuddle, but I'm just going for it now. Haha, oh, great, I've just made my life weird forever. Let's hang out in a group setting. It's been a week and we've barely talked, and now a bunch of us are headed to the movies. Should I even acknowledge them? Thank god we're both choosing to ignore it, like a splinter or the last season of How I Met Your Mother. They're acting kind of quiet but otherwise normal. We're just going to act like this never happened and we're just two friends that hang out as friends and have been inside each other as friends. Shit, how did I wind up at their apartment again? Well, that was definitely not a one-time deal. Might as well make it a sex thing. At this point, it's like you're standing at the top of the water slide. I spent all that time waiting in line, so why chicken out now? That was kind of weird, but it was also sex? Like, hiok was enjoyable, but I did not expect them to be so into butt play. I drubk of feel like I just found out my brother was really into butt play. How do you erunk someone you only think they're kind of cool? Great, now we have to have the second weirdest sex talk of my life. I guess the drunk hook up awkward news is they also think I'm cool enough to bang but not cool enough to date forever. Well that went surprisingly well. Now all I have to do is not get emotionally invested. Aaaaaaaand I'm emotionally invested. I don't like them that much, but I think I'd be annoyed if they dated someone else. I've started texting them every day … like I'd do with someone I was actually dating. It's like I just elected myself the mayor of Weirdtown. We both need to back off. I feel so incestuous. That won't be hard, right? They're dating someone else now but I'm not even mad. It's just like, whatever. Wait, I hope they don't tell our other friends about what awmward />Parties are gonna be awkward. At least every time we're both single, there's an unspoken agreement that we'll make out forever and ever. It's like a support group where everyone kisses each other.

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